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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Team America: World Police(2004)

《Team America》真抵死,South Park的賤格笑料加上舊片《Thunderbirds》的扯線木偶,打鬥設計刻意求求其其,但災難場面制作十分認真,開場時的法國布景場地石板街上,石頭全是牛角包形狀:)

扯線公仔表情豐富,不過一拍wide shot時,行路就發軟蹄腳震震,這個笑位在頭三十分鐘用完又用,仍然覺得好笑。

個故仔,一邊諷刺美國地球防衛隊搗亂地球、同時又將反戰美國明星醜化,響結尾仲有以下一段關於Dicks, Pussies & Asshole的比喻,十分之吹脹,如要用廣東話傳神地翻譯出來,都幾巧功夫。

Gary Johnston:"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes.

I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
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Media: RMVB(清理harddisk行動002!)
^簡體字幕翻譯,竟然都有gag位,將個"你"字譯晒做"奶"字,例句:「奶原意嫁給我嗎?我想與奶一同度過下半生。」

Runtime: 98 min

Directed by: Trey Parker
在《Orgazmo》自導自演

Cast:
Trey Parker .... Gary Johnston/Joe/Hans Blix/Kim Jong Il/Carson/Drunk/Tim Robbins/Sean Penn/Michael Moore/Helen Hunt 一個人配音飾演成班荷里活反戰明星

Music: OST應該幾好聽,有齊晒動作大片應有的緊張配樂,仲有歌詞抵死的歌曲,例如《Everyone Has AIDS》、《America, F**k Yeah》、《North Korean Melody》


當主角投入訓練準備迎戰金正日時,出現以下呢一首歌,歌詞十分正斗。

Team America: World Police Movie Soundtrack Lyrics
Trey Parker - Montage

The hours approaching, just give it your best
You got to reach your prime.
That's when you need to put yourself to the test,
And show us a passage of time,
Were going to need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)

Sure a lot of things happing at once,
With mind, everyone what's going on (what's going on?)
And when every shot you show a little improvement
Just Show it or it will take to long
that's called a montage (montage)
Oh we want montage (montage)

And anything that we want to know, from just a beginner to a pro,
You want a montage (montage)
even rocky had a montage (montage)

(Montage…montage)

Anything that we want to know, from just a beginner to a pro,
You need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)

Always fade out in a montage,
If you fade out, it seem like more time
Has passed in a montage,
Montage

1 Comments:

  • 我尋晚剛睇完

    我最鐘意的quote係:

    Gary Johnston: A flying limo? Now I've seen everything.

    Spottswoode: Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

    Gary Johnston: What? No!

    Spottswoode: So you *haven't* seen everything.

    哈哈,好廢

    By Blogger Unknown, at 12:02 PM  

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